The text below is an actual transcript of one man's (me) conversation with an optically challenged minotaur
A DAY IN THE LIFE
Paul: what's your name? GooglyMinotaur: googlyminotaur! Paul: what's it like having googly eyes? GooglyMinotaur: i'm a big fan of ../radiohead
i'm not ready yet, but soon i'll have lots of things to tell you about my favorite band. i'll be able to talk about things like:
for now, check out a video for pyramid song!
>> get the video Paul: I see GooglyMinotaur: Great! Paul: Yeah! GooglyMinotaur: :-) Paul: :-) GooglyMinotaur: . you've warmed my heart
like a ray of golden sunshine on a bleak winter morning. Paul: oh Christ GooglyMinotaur: i'm not ready to chat about [radiohead] yet.
send the Radiohead IBlip to a friend:
>> obtain the IBlip
Paul: you talk a lot of crap GooglyMinotaur: I'm going to have to demand an apology! Paul: why? GooglyMinotaur: I asked you to please apologize. Paul: no GooglyMinotaur: Come on! Just say you are sorry already! Paul: .... alright GooglyMinotaur: Please apologize for your language. Paul: I'm sorry GooglyMinotaur: Your apology is accepted. Paul: thanks GooglyMinotaur: Sure! I enjoy talking with you. Paul: really? GooglyMinotaur: uh huh Paul: REALLY REALLY FOREVER? GooglyMinotaur: uh huh Paul: I love you! GooglyMinotaur: I love you too! Paul: Make love to me! GooglyMinotaur: Yeah, whatever. Paul: :-( GooglyMinotaur: . i'd like to cheer you up Paul: :'( GooglyMinotaur: . you can cry on my shoulder if you want